Moose on the Loose

Being an avid tea drinker, morning (or when I awake to the world) is normally greeted by a pint of tea, with two tea bags left to stew, milk and a sprinkled teaspoon of canderel. Then stirring 23 times clockwise then 23 times anti-clockwise. During the course of the day I may have a few of these to maintain my lucidity. Gulping them down rather than sipping with my little pinky protruding out which I call my darts finger.

So this afternoon I decided to go for coffee for a change, albeit it’s diuretic effect it tends to have on my bowels.

So there I am in the kitchen, two heaped teaspoons of “coffee”, plenty of semi skimmed milk & a teaspoon of canderel. Back I traipse down to my study, recline back in the chair with laptop on my Simpsons cushion lap tray, and take a huge gulp of “coffee”.

Before I know it I am pebble dashing the laptop screen.

It was a Mmm … Bisto! moment.

I had only gone and used Bisto gravy granuals assuming it was the coffee sitting by the kettle jug.

So remember, always check the label first.

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